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I’ve got my little black dress on
Tonight’s my night
Accessories intact, I’m aglow
I’m waiting on you, selfless me
While you were busy scoring your blow

You start yelling nasty words
And your self-loathing is apparent
Just allow me one more sip
Magically, I’m better equipped
To put up with your madness

There’s nothing like being called
A cunt on your birthday
Martinis and misogynistic remarks
What a fabulous way to celebrate
But let’s talk about your anger issues, baby
‘Cause after all, it’s about you today

Unwavering dedication is equal to
Your unjustified bullshit
All because you didn’t get your way
Sorry, darling, the spotlight missed you
But now it’s back, and you’re center stage

You start yelling nasty words
And your self-loathing is apparent
Just allow me one more sip
Magically, I’m better equipped
To put up with your madness

There’s nothing like being called
A cunt on your birthday
Martinis and misogynistic remarks
What a fabulous way to celebrate
But let’s talk about your anger issues, baby
‘Cause after all, it’s about you today

I’m kicking and you’re screaming
On sidewalks of Bleecker
And if the street is any indication
Of our future
We’re finished.

Somehow you’re feeling better
My tears must be your cure
Too bad flowers aren’t mine
And when I see you crawling on those knees
Sadness and anger flee, and I’m perfectly fine.

There’s nothing like being called
A cunt on your birthday
Martinis and misogynistic remarks
What a fabulous way to celebrate
But let’s talk about your anger issues, baby
‘Cause after all, it’s about you today